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Photoshop a Zombie in Five Easy Steps

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Disclaimer : Before we begin, you should know that I am not a photoshop expert, or even good at it, and the last time I seriously tried to learn photoshop was back in 1997. I still have the Photoshop 4 book, sitting unread, on my shelf. So I'm more of a photshop hack, and yesterday with almost no knowledge i was able to quickly create a decent zombie pic. So grab some Halloween spirit and lets photoshop. Make Quick and Dirty Zombie with Photoshop Start with a decent photo of yourself or your intended victim. 1. The Eyes are the windows to the soul, and our soulless zombie needs dead eyes. All i did was take the Dodge Tool and work the eyes until they were lifeless, dead and evil looking. 2. Zombies are Pale , so lets play with the Brightness and Contrast . Either of the entire photo or just the skin. 3. Zombies are Blue -ish (or whatever colour you want), so lets select the face with say the Polygon or Magic Wand , create a layer out of it and Adjust the Color Ba...

The real Zombie Cougars

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Less than a week before Halloween and ZOMBIE COUGARS is a promoted trend on twitter. In promotion of Rockstar Games Red Dead Redemption . This is what I think of when I hear the term Zombie Cougars: Disclaimer: My Photoshop skills are weak!

Social Media Celebrity Satire

The Washington Post actully does something funny with social media satire, picking on celebrity tweeters (twits): Twits: Episode 1 - P. Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan Twits: Episode 2 - Tila Tequila, Courtney Love, J. Simpson